Red-breasted Goose

The while the species may exist, the Red-breasted Goose that was reviewed, did not managed to convince the judge that it was, in fact, a goose. It was immediately docked 0.5 points for not being a goose.

Its true goal was difficult to ascertain but it was assumed that it was nefarious and we should all be wary of it. Given that its purpose requires it to disguise itself as a goose and then enter itself to be judged as a goose, it was at least determined that, goose or not, it certainly was brash. It therefore scored the maximum possible score without bonus points - 5 out of 5.

Unfortunately, with all of the concealment about its true self, the judge was unable to determine if it was green or not. A median score of 2.5 was decided upon, but 2 of these points were later taken away due to the goose having "red' in its name. The final score of 5 points was decided upon after the penalties had been subtracted.